Wednesday, December 12, 2007

FIRE!

(based on true events, but names have been changed)

Zzzzzrap! Huh? What was that? I snap out of the daze that I often drift into while doing the mundane work of a cashier. Not being able to identify the source of the noise, I take the customer's discount card and wave it in front of the scanner until I hear the familiar beep. I sigh, because I still have about 4 hours left of work and I am already tired. But something catches my attention. What is that funny smell? Oh my God! There is smoke coming out of my register. I switch the light in front of my register to flash, to signal my supervisor that I need help. Meanwhile, I continue to ring up this lady's order. The register is still working after all.

Luke comes over, key in hand, ready to override the discount, the usual reason that I require his assistance. Looking at the screen, he realizes that this is not what I need.

"What's going on?"

"Oh, nothing, just SMOKE IS COMING OUT OF THE REGISTER!" I exclaim.

"What the --? Oh My God, you're right."

He instructs me to finish this order and he shoos the other customers out of my line, telling them that the register is out of order. He gets on the phone to his supervisor, because he doesn't know what to do about this either. He is just starting to explain the situation when a detector picks up the smoke from the register and the sprinklers are activated. Everyone grabs something to cover their heads as they make for the nearest exit. Customers leave their carts and cashiers leave their registers mid-transaction, everyone making their way to the exit while Luke is trying to restore order. No one is listening to him, and he looks at me for help. I shrug and walk casually to the door.

The air outside is very cold, but no one wants to risk the heat of the fire that may be at work inside the store. A customer calls 911, and before we know it, fire engines are pulling into the parking lot. Laughing to myself, I watch the firemen prepare to fight the fire. Before they can start, the manager walks in front of the crowd with a megaphone.

"There is no fire in the store, a bit of smoke set the alarm off," he explains. "The water from the sprinklers will be cleaned up and the store will reopen tomorrow. He sends the cashiers home, giving us the rest of the day off. I have to say, this has probably been the most interesting day of work I have ever had.

(based on true events, but names have been changed)

Zzzzzrap! Huh? What was that? I snap out of the daze that I often drift into while doing the mundane work of a cashier. Not being able to identify the source of the noise, I take the customer's discount card and wave it in front of the scanner until I hear the familiar beep. I sigh, because I still have about 4 hours left of work and I am already tired. But something catches my attention. What is that funny smell? Oh my God! There is smoke coming out of my register. I switch the light in front of my register to flash, to signal my supervisor that I need help. Meanwhile, I continue to ring up this lady's order. The register is still working after all.

Luke comes over, key in hand, ready to override the discount, the usual reason that I require his assistance. Looking at the screen, he realizes that this is not what I need.

"What's going on?"

"Oh, nothing, just SMOKE IS COMING OUT OF THE REGISTER!" I exclaim.

"What the --? Oh My God, you're right."

He instructs me to finish this order and he shoos the other customers out of my line, telling them that the register is out of order. He gets on the phone to his supervisor, because he doesn't know what to do about this either. He is just starting to explain the situation when a detector picks up the smoke from the register and the sprinklers are activated. Everyone grabs something to cover their heads as they make for the nearest exit. Customers leave their carts and cashiers leave their registers mid-transaction, everyone making their way to the exit while Luke is trying to restore order. No one is listening to him, and he looks at me for help. I shrug and walk casually to the door.

The air outside is very cold, but no one wants to risk the heat of the fire that may be at work inside the store. A customer calls 911, and before we know it, fire engines are pulling into the parking lot. Laughing to myself, I watch the firemen prepare to fight the fire. Before they can start, the manager walks in front of the crowd with a megaphone.

"There is no fire in the store, a bit of smoke set the alarm off," he explains. "The water from the sprinklers will be cleaned up and the store will reopen tomorrow. He sends the cashiers home, giving us the rest of the day off. I have to say, this has probably been the most interesting day of work I have ever had.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, mirror
on the wall,
Are you really there at all?
We never get to see
what you’re really like,
because you’re always just
reflecting the world outside.
Now show me mirror,
show me you!
Stop hiding behind
your mask.
Come on now,
I’ll accept you
This one thing
is all I ask.
Stupid mirror,
listen to me!
Oh you still won’t?
fine…then…
SMASH!

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Bus Stop Daydreams

The street turns into a river
my toes hanging just off the edge
“Don’t fall in” warns the boy
who stands safely on the shore.
He is right. I step back,
for the icy black whirlpool
would drown me for sure.
The only way to get across
is when the magic bus comes
The wheels feeze the river solid
and safely we walk across
and around to the door
of the bus.
And we are on our way back
...to reality.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Keyhole

Tiny heels lifted
by way of
“Tippy-toes”
chubby legs
sticking out
of a
checkered
pink dress.
Arms curving
upward, hands
cupping around
little round eyes
for a focused
view.
And what did she see
through the
little round
keyhole?
The world
may never
know.
Because
what we’d
see is
different
than what
she sees.
Imagination
is funny
like that.

untitled passion

Touch me baby
Hold me
All through the night
Light my fire
Oh so bright
Passion -
Marvelous passion
Brought you to my side
Now stay there, sweet angel,
My lover boy

Sunday, December 2, 2007

rain

rain
stick out your tongue to catch a drop
water lands on your nose with a plop
dancing in nature's shower
rain gives life to every flower
twirling umbrellas fill the town
reds and blues and ev'ry shade of brown
April showers bring may flowers,
but may has almost passed
there are so many showers
there is no point in a forecast.
All i want is one sunny day,
what is the price that i will have to pay?

Ancient History

I wrote Hannah and Gerald in middle school. Now I'm a freshman in college. I am posting it purely for your enjoyment, but feel free to leave feedback if you wish.

Hannah and Gerald

(Hansel and Gretel)

Once there was a rich electrician who had a wife and two children, Hannah and Gerald. One day he said to his wife, “How can we support children who are drug dealers? They may have made us rich when everyone else we know is poor, but I am afraid of getting in trouble with the law!”

“I’ll tell you,” answered the wife, who was not the children’s real mother but a narcotics agent on a secret mission. “We will take them on a road trip, leave them at some rest stop and go on home without them.”

“What will we do?” Gerald cried, having overheard his stepmother.

“I will think of something,” Hannah said.

At 5:30 AM, the stepmother came to wake them. “ We are going on a road trip to do some sight seeing,” she told them. “Here are some Lunchables that are to last you all day.”

All the way in the SUV, Hannah hung her arm out the window and dropped bits of her Lunchables crackers.

“Fool!” cried her brother. “I’m not sharing mine, and you heard mom, this is all we’re getting all day! Besides, the cars will just smash it up and blow it around.”

When they were long onto the extensive, twisting highway, their father said, “Now go into that rest stop and wash up and eat, while we find someone to give us directions.”

The children sat in the shade of the car, and when Gerald began to get hungry, he took out his Lunchables, and feeling sorry for Hannah, who was looking quite hungry, gave her half of his. The teens waited so long for their parents to return that they fell asleep. When they woke up, it was dark and they were alone. When the streetlamps turned on, they looked for Hannah’s path of crumbs to try to hitchhike and know how to get back to their condo, but they could not find even one. Hannah and Gerald were alone and lost with no money to speak of. They wandered for three days, selling what marijuana they had, and buying food.

They wandered until they came to a neighborhood that looked somewhat like their own and saw a house surrounded in plants of every drug imaginable cleverly disguised as flowers, but being drug dealers, they could tell the difference. They started picking leaves off of the plants and hiding them in various pockets.

“I wish we had a garden just like this one. I wonder how it ever came to be here,” Gerald said.

All of a sudden, the door opened and an old woman hobbled out. “Do not be afraid,” she said. “No harm will come to you. I don’t get many visitors now that my children have all died of overdose.” She took the children inside and made them a delicious dinner and gave them two cozy beds. Hannah and Gerald crept between the sheets and felt as if they were in heaven. The two children had not realized that the old woman was really their stepmother in disguise who had planted the drugs to lure the children to her. When she captured them, she planned to take them into custody and let them fight their own battle.

Early the next morning, the old woman grabbed Hannah and Gerald and locked them into the back of her Lincoln Navigator. She drove down to the station and called in their father, who said that he would not bail them out. The children lost their case after several appeals and were sent to Juvenile Hall, where they remain, until they are 18, when they will be released into a special program.

EPILOGUE

The electrician and his wife are still living happily with their two new children, Anna and Greg in Palm Beach. They have not heard from Hannah or Gerald in five years and they hope that it stays that way.

THE END

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